Reasons Why Harleys Are Better Than Women
 | Harleys only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harleys curves never sag. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harleys last longer. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harleys don't get pregnant. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You can ride a Harley any time of the month. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harleys don't have parents. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harleys don't whine unless something is really wrong. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You can kick your Harley to wake it up. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You can share your Harley with your friends. (I don't think so!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If your Harley makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Harley when the old one is REALLY WORN. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If your Harley smokes, you can do something about it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harleys don't mind if you look at other Harleys, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| New Harleys must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If your Harley goes flat, you can fix it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If your Harley is too loose, you can tighten it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If your Harley is too soft, you can get different shocks. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You can have a beer while riding your Harley. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You can have a black Harley and show it to your parents. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Harley. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Harley. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You don't have to convince your Harley that you're a cyclist and that you think that Harleys are equals. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you say bad things to your Harley, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get sore. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Harley after you dump it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harleys always feel like going for a ride. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harleys don't insult you if you're a bad rider. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Your Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harleys. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harleys don't care if you are late. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You don't have to take a shower before riding your Harley. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| It's always OK to use tie downs on your Harley. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If your Harley doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You can't get diseases from a Harley you don't know very well. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you get rid of your Harley it doesn't get to keep half of your stuff.
| If you leave town you don't have to worry if your Harley is letting somebody else ride it.
| You can trade your Harley in for a newer model without paying alimony.
| Your Harley doesn't mind if you play with it in public. Hey! Not all women are opposed to that...some even prefer it!!
| Your Harley has an off switch.
| You can totally ignore your Harley as long as you want.
| Your Harley won't get offended if you suggest bigger, aftermarket
headlights.
| You know exactly how much your Harley is going to take out of your
checking account each month.
| Your Harley doesn't expect foreplay.
| Your Harley doesn't want to snuggle after a ride.
| People envy your Harley more the older it gets.
| You can get your Harley hot and ready with 2 minutes of sitting on your butt.
| Your Harley doesn't mind waiting outside while you go into a strip club.
| If you don't want your Harley anymore, it's not illegal to sell it.
| You can Bore & Stroke it in public & no one cares!
| Harley's don't mind having two riders at the same time.
| You can sit, sipping on a cool J.D. & stare at your Harley for hours & it won't ask you any stupid questions!
| You can call yer Harley anything in the book and still get to ride it after its all fired up!
| If you take care of your Harley, it will never get to old for you to ride it. (>
| You can call your Harley a hog and it wont get pissed.
| You don't have to give your Harley a ring in order to get a ride! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TELL IT YOU LOVE IT!
| You can always tell if your Harley is turned on or not.
| It's ok to store disassembled pieces of your Harley in your basement.
| You and a friend can ride a Harley at the same time (in public even) and it won't get mad if the pics end up on the
internet!!!
| Your Harley doesn't mind living in the garage.
| Big and/or fat is a GOOD thing
| you can stare at other harleys with out getting slapped by yours or refused a ride
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